It’s Begun! (28/28)

The conference tournaments going on all over the US right now are usually just a preface to the real March Madness.

But the 6-OT battle royal between UConn and Syracuse last night confirms… it’s on already!

Highlights…

G-E-I-C-O Trophy (21/28)

Yes, I know.  It’ s March.  I did not complete my February blogging, but I’m taking solace in the fact that all the good Februaries have 29 days, so I’m not that far gone.  Add to that the fact that I didn’t even start my 28 entries until the 5th, and I’m still on track.

Today, we re-visit a previous post about Geico buying out the game Horse at the NBA All-Star Weekend.  Kevin Durant went on to win that competition.  As is normal, he was presented with a trophy.

Check the photos on this…

A bit of a close-up…

If you’re thinking that that looks a lot like a Barbie horse glued to a piece of cardboard, you’re not alone.  Even Durant is wondering why he tried so hard.

The trophy was so bad that it prompted TNT analyst Kenny Smith to say this:

“Are you kidding me? Are we that cheap?”

Yes, Kenny, apparently you are.

And now we know how Geico offers such affordable insurance.

Hockey Pleasure (19/28)

I just got out of a post-hockey shower, so a blog post is in order while my blood is still pumping.

I can still remember learning to skate.  I was four or five years old, and my skates were Microns–those plastic molded skates that had removable cloth inserts.  I had pairs like that a few years into my hockey career.  Take note that this is a sure-fire way to NOT be one of the cool kids.

Those Microns and me skated all over the ice at the old Mortlach rink, pushing a chair around like some sort of pre-school skating walker.  My mom says she remembers watching my first hockey games, laughing at how much we looked like giant bobble-heads on ice.

I played all through my younger years, right up until the end of Pee Wee.  A couple things saw me sit out a season, pick up a basketball, and move on.

Until recently…

Upon returning home to Canada from China, our church hockey team had a few spots open.  Some off-season bargain-hunting rounded me up my equipment, and within the first minute on the ice, I knew I had missed this game more than I’d realized.

There are so many small things about hockey that set it apart.  Of course, there’s the speed, skill, and excitement.  But I’m talking more simply right now…

The smell of the rink after the zamboni pulls off.

The sounds of blades and sticks on ice or of a puck ringing off a post.

The feeling of a sharp turn or quick stop on your skates.

The feeling of a pass perfectly placed or a shot finding the back of the net.  (Note: I’m better informed about the other three pleasures than these particular ones.)

Simple pleasures to a simple fellow, I suppose.

Anyway, my resurrected hockey career has confirmed a few things: It was a smart move to go to college instead of trying for the draft, it was a poor move to have never learned how to slapshot, and I’d better hold on to my two or three great hockey stories from a previous lifetime.  I don’t appear on the verge of creating many new ones.  When I was ten years old, everyone told me what a great skater I was.  After enduring several years of figure skating, I should have been!

The problem?  I’m still a great skater… for a ten-year-old.

Horse No More (5/28)

Anyone who ever played basketball or wanted to play basketball has been part of a game of Horse at some point in time.

Yes, that’s the game that does absolutely nothing good for one’s basketball game, but still strangely resembles the real thing.  At least one friend of mine may have a story of over-horsing leading to extra time on the pine.

Anyway, the NBA has adopted this gym classic as a part of its upcoming All-Star Weekend.  Could be fun to watch except…

They changed the name.

Horse, once spelled H-O-R-S-E will now be spelled G-E-I-C-O.

Not a word of a lie.

A voice from my childhood echoes on, “Everybody’s got a price for the Million-dollar Man.”

Even if that man is now a lizard, it appears.

Ravens VS Steelers

There’s two NFL games on today.  One is must-see TV for this guy.

Ravens VS Steelers.  Top two defenses in the league.  Division rivals.  Nothing friendly about it.  This will be a war, and I will be tuned in.

If you need me tonight, don’t call.  I’ll be busy teaching my daughter what smash-mouth football looks like.