March Madness 2014

This year’s bracket was released yesterday — no, I have not looked at it yet. But I will. And then I will fill one out with my most hair-brained guesses. Why? For the pride attached to trying to defeat all the other blindly-guessing folks in my circle of friends.

And a better reason? For a shot at $1 000 000, courtesy of Warren Buffet. Consolation prizes are $100 000 each — I know I’d be consoled!

Yes, the odds of filling out a perfect bracket are statistically slimmer than being struck by lighting a dozen times or finding a Malaysian airliner in your fridge, but as an old friend once observed:

Billions or not, if the energy and drama of March Madness is more than sufficient for you, perhaps this compilation of buzzer beaters will serve to get your blood pumping ahead of Tuesday’s warm-up and Thursday’s real action!

Do Not Question Jeff Gordon

Some time back, Jeff Gordon did some stunt driving for a Pepsi commercial. Some writers critiqued the piece, calling it fake. Jeff Gordon took exception, and a writer named Travis paid for it!

This is fun!

Disruption

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The silence on here is likely making me crazier than anyone else. My apologies, my friends, for the lack of posting lately. This silent stretch has been due to a few unusual factors:

1) Our nearly-always-healthy home has been anything but for much of the last month. Colds and flu bugs have cycled twice through our family, and I dare to dream we are nearly done with this new experience!

2) What started with sick children quickly turned into extremely fragmented night times, which led to sleep-deprived parents, which fueled the cycle of the sickness from the little ones to the big ones. Bundled into the short nights is the disruption of my early morning routines. This led to a breakdown in reading habits, exercise habits, and… my normal blogging time.

3) With health returning and nights stabilizing, I am hopeful that my morning routine, with all of its ingredients, can be regained. That means, more steady devotional habits, a healthier body, and more blogs posted!

Thanks for all of you who love me and my family. We hope your new year is off to a wonderful start!

Dopey in the Dentist Chair

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If you need a laugh today, check out a great young lady named Julie, as she comes to grips with the removal of her wisdom teeth and getting an installation of dental braces from her orthodontist, “I came here because it is the best orthodontist near me but I didn’t expect THIS to happen!” she said.

And then be grateful (or hopeful) that your loved ones would never film you in your most hilarious moments!

Funny Scary Snowman

snowman-wallpaperNow into its 4th season, you know the holidays are nearing when Funny Scary Snowman makes his annual debut.

If you enjoy seeing people’s hearts almost stop, this should do it for you.

NOTE: Scared people’s mouths shoot out words that aren’t always family-friendly.