Saw this video on Yahoo originally, and just laughed. Not because it’s crazy, but because it’s SO common in SO MANY places. It reminds me of several places we’ve witnessed.
It is fairly entertaining to watch and wonder: How can no apparent rules result in something that seems to work?
After having no clue how to post a Yahoo video, I found it elsewhere as well.
On Sunday morning, I spoke about prayer as a part of the process of “preparing the way for the Lord”. Any sermon that allows you to impersonate Bob Barker while proclaiming the Word of God… that’s good fun!
At the end of service, we knelt together in the dark and prayed this prayer in unison. It had been requested by someone afterwards, so I figured I’d post it here as well.
The words below are a mix: Some are pure Scripture–prayers taken from Kings, Chronicles, Isaiah, and Daniel. Other parts are my paraphrases of such passages or thoughts that were reached as a result of praying through those prayers last week.
For what it’s worth…
O Lord, there is no God like you in all of heaven or earth.
You keep your promises
and show unfailing love
to all who obey you
and are eager to do your will.
You have promised that we will be Your temple,
that You will live among us and within us.
But how, Lord?
Even the highest heavens cannot contain You;
how much less our divided hearts.
Yet Lord, You are our Father.
We are the clay,
and You are the potter.
We are all formed by Your hand.
So don’t remember our sins forever.
For we are the creatures of Your hands,
born to bear Your image,
and called to carry Your glory
to the ends of the earth.
Father, hear our humble and earnest requests.
We are a needy people:
Needy of Your forgiveness
and needy of Your nearness.
Display for us Your might in powerful ways.
Oh, that You would burst from the heavens and come down!
How the earth would quake in Your presence!
As fire burns wood and boils water,
Your coming would shake the world.
When You came down long ago,
You did awesome things beyond our dreams.
And oh, how things shook!
For since the world began,
no ear has heard, and
no eye has seen a God like You:
You work for those who wait on You,
and You welcome those who lovingly follow Your ways.
We kneel before You this morning, Lord.
We offer ourselves;
we surrender ourselves.
Your will is our command,
and we will spend our lives upon serving You.
Search our hearts this morning,
and burn away anything in us that is untrue or impure.
For we desire to serve You alone.
Our Father in heaven, great is Your name.
May Your kingdom come
and Your will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us today our daily bread.
And forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
Do not lead us into temptation
and deliver us from the evil One,
for the kingdom is Yours,
and the power is Yours,
and the glory is Yours,
forever and ever,
amen.
This comes from a forward that a friend sent me (thanks Sarina). The funny thing is that I’ve been thinking of these guys ever since seeing a DVD about them a few weeks back.
Strongest Dad in the World (From Sports Illustrated)
I try to be a good father. Give my kids mulligans. Work nights to pay
for their text messaging. Take them to swimsuit shoots.
But compared with Dick Hoyt, I suck.
Eighty-five times he’s pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2 miles in
marathons. Eight times he’s not only pushed him 26.2 miles in a
wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in a dinghy while swimming and
pedaled him 112 miles in a seat on the handlebars–all in the same day.
Dick’s also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on his back
mountain climbing and once hauled him across the U.S. on a bike. Makes
taking your son bowling look a little lame, right?
And what has Rick done for his father? Not much–except save his life.
This love story began in Winchester, Mass., 43 years ago, when Rick was
strangled by the umbilical cord during birth, leaving him brain-damaged
and unable to control his limbs.
“He’ll be a vegetable the rest of his life.” Dick says doctors told him
and his wife, Judy, when Rick was nine months old. “Put him in an
institution.”
But the Hoyts weren’t buying it. They noticed the way Rick’s eyes
followed them around the room. When Rick was 11 they took him to the
engineering department at Tufts University and asked if there was
anything to help the boy communicate. “No way,” Dick says he was told.
“There’s nothing going on in his brain.”
“Tell him a joke,” Dick countered. They did. Rick laughed. Turns out a
lot was going on in his brain.
Rigged up with a computer that allowed him to control the cursor by
touching a switch with the side of his head, Rick was finally able to
communicate. First words? “Go Bruins!” And after a high school classmate
was paralyzed in an accident and the school organized a charity run for
him, Rick pecked out, “Dad, I want to do that.”
Yeah, right. How was Dick, a self-described “porker” who never ran more
than a mile at a time, going to push his son five miles? Still, he
tried. “Then it was me who was handicapped,” Dick says. “I was sore for
two weeks.”
That day changed Rick’s life. “Dad,” he typed, “when we were running, it
felt like I wasn’t disabled anymore!”
And that sentence changed Dick’s life. He became obsessed with giving
Rick that feeling as often as he could. He got into such hard-belly
shape that he and Rick were ready to try the 1979 Boston Marathon.
“No way,” Dick was told by a race official. The Hoyts weren’t quite a
single runner, and they weren’t quite a wheelchair competitor. For a few
years Dick and Rick just joined the massive field and ran anyway. Then
they found a way to get into the race officially – in 1983 they ran
another marathon so fast they made the qualifying time for Boston the
following year.
Then somebody said, “Hey, Dick, why not a triathlon?”
How’s a guy who never learned to swim and hadn’t ridden a bike since he
was six going to haul his 110-pound kid through a triathlon? Still, Dick
tried.
Now they’ve done 212 triathlons, including four grueling 15-hour
Ironmans in Hawaii. It must be a buzzkill to be a 25-year-old stud
getting passed by an old guy towing a grown man in a dinghy, don’t you
think?
Hey, Dick, why not see how you’d do on your own?
“No way,” he says.
Dick does it purely for “the awesome feeling” he gets seeing Rick with a
cantaloupe-sized smile as they run, swim and ride together.
This year, at ages 65 and 43, Dick and Rick finished their 24th Boston
Marathon, in 5,083rd place out of more than 20,000 starters. Their best
time – Two hours, 40 minutes in 1992–only 35 minutes off the world
record, which, in case you don’t keep track of these things, happens to
be held by a guy who was not pushing another man in a wheelchair at the
time.
“No question about it,” Rick types. “My dad is the Father of the
Century.”
And Dick got something else out of all this too. Two years ago he had a
mild heart attack during a race. Doctors found that one of his arteries
was 95% clogged. “If you hadn’t been in such great shape,” one doctor
told him, “you probably would’ve died 15 years ago.”
So, in a way, Dick and Rick saved each other’s life.
Rick, who has his own apartment (he gets home care) and works in Boston,
and Dick, retired from the military and living in Holland, Mass., always
find ways to be together. They give speeches around the country and
compete in some backbreaking race every weekend, including this Father’s
Day.
That night, Rick will buy his dad dinner, but the thing he really wants
to give him is a gift he can never buy.
“The thing I’d most like,” Rick types, “is that my dad sit in the chair
and I push him once.”
Here’s a decent little video as well, if you care. Pretty touching stuff.
As of this morning, I’m living as a bachelor again. Shannon left town at 8 AM with three friends–it’s a girls’ road trip.
Where? They’re headed to Dallas, Texas.
Why? There’s a big Let’s Start Talking (affectionately known as LST) weekend down there.
Huh? No, Shannon doesn’t work for LST, but her friend Andrea does. Throw in friends named Amy and Crystal, a week of free time… and a road trip was born.
So that’s the word on my Monday. I’m yawning, thinking I should clean the house up a bit before bed, wanting to have a shower, feeling like I SHOULD have read tonight instead of turning on the TV, and excited to lay in bed tonight.
Let me just say that I knew we were going to beat BC. Every winning streak has to come to an end, and we just fit well as the thorn in the Lions’ side.
But let me also just say that I didn’t know the victory was going to inflict the ulcers and blood pressure that it did.
SQUEEZE THAT BALL, BOYS!
Oh yeah, and my Bomber fans even had something to cheer about this weekend. But I don’t really have much to say about that…